South Beach is a world away from Hollywood. Only extremely tall, tan female models live in this area. The men are not quite as becoming.

The clubs are packed and last through the wee hours of the morning. You need a 1:1 girl:guy ratio to get in...or bottle service. I saw one of my favorite TV stars at one of the various clubs!!

South Beach has white sand and blue water. And it's actually a lot warmer than I'd expect for the Atlantic Ocean. I also saw one of the lesser Kardashian sisters strolling along the beach.

The ethnic food is worth trying. Especially the Cuban coffee!

It's really easy to get around South Beach...cabs or walking. No wonder they're so thin there!!